My work "friends" want to be real friends

My work "friends" keep asking me to hang out.  Like that will ever happen.  How can I work this into a prank?  Hmm.

The K Zone

I'm brilliant.  My love of blogging inspired this prank.  Welcome to the K Zone: kluvsny.blogspot.com .  They'll never figure out that I did it.

K-Man pranked me? Pranked me?

It's been so hot in the office lately.  The AC doesn't work and I don't even have a window. So I brought in a fan and put on my desk right in front of me.  But I leave my office and I come back to find it replaced by a shoe polisher.  My "friend's" shoe polisher... K-Man's shoe polisher.

I got the fan back though and set it up on my desk.  I leave my office again and this time I come back to find it has been replaced by a pencil sharpener.  That K-Man is pranking me.  Well, he's messed with the wrong Floridian.